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Merry Christmas, Bitches (Prod. Brahms)

from Noillib Pot by Top Billion

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"Merry Christmas, Bitches"

(Verse 1)
Coming through the chimney, bitch, that ain't my interest
I'm kicking down the front door waving four-fours as my entrance
I'm something' like Santa, yeah, I'm bringing gifts, kid
Noillib Pot sweaters for fellas and dick for the bitches
Ok I'm shitting on this niggas and all these ho-ho-hoes
My white bitch call her Rudolph 'cause the snow give her red nose
Swear I'm colder than the pole where Santa dwells with elves
Nice on the mic but been getting coal since I was twelve
Young nigga bad as hell yo' bitch bad as well
When I fuck her you gon' tell like the sample she gon' yell
Like Christmas never fails to come 'round every year
Boy, I never ever failed on my duty to excel
Man, don't question my drive none of my raps are a lie
Is Top that guy? Come on, nigga, do reindeer fly?
It's such A Wonderful Life, what would it be with no me?
For one thing, a lot more dudes would have the chance to emcee, B

(Chorus)
Haa! Yeah! Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Yeah, You wanted real shit on your wishlist!
Yeah! Well, I got plenty come and get it!
Ok, Ok! Merry Christmas, Bitches!

(Verse 2)
I don't gift wrap I gift rap: It's a present on each track
Niggas using my old style that's worn out, boy, keep that
Ya'll know I bring heat back like the first week of Spring
Jesus the Lord and Savior but Top Billion's king
Nigga, I'm just doing my thing no pine but I'm smoking on tree
I wear a mistletoe bracelet just so hoes have to kiss the ring
Nigga it's 'bout to get obscene but I just gotta take it there
I skeet on these hoes bare faces call it Santa's Beard
Ok, gifts for the fam… Music for the fans
Brahms on the beat… So that's why it jams
Money's in my hand… Getting more's in the plans
I'm a beast with the ice… Abominable Snowman

(Chorus)
Yeah, I said Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Yeah! You wanted real shit on your wishlist!
Ugh! Well, I got plenty come and get it!
Ugh! Ok, Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Haa! Yeah, Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Yeah! I said Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Yeah! I said Merry Christmas, Bitches!
Yeah! You want that real shit come and get it!!

(Verse 3)
One time for Mary-Jo, two times for Baby Jesus
Three times for them Wise Men and Chuck Norris
He came to seem him
That myth I don't believe in but I do fuck with the season
'Cause now I got more reason for smoking, drinking, and eating
And nigga this plate I'm cleaning by the time that I'll be leaving
Yo' bitch'll be on my dick and all your eggnog I'll be peeing
Yeah it's gonna be a good X-mas I'm 'bout to text all my exes
DTF, see who check, and smash whoever I'm feline'
Just 'cause I'm like that it's my life I write that
It's all real not like fact so real cats play my tracks
'Til sunrise it's nitecaps like Santa's trips over maps
Niggas know I won't come back 'til I snatch whole stack
Yeah, eating Christmas cookies: light snack
Eating Brahms beats: now that's a meal that'll make me might nap
Top stay with tight raps but what'd you expect
I can't come with nothing less as my Christmas gift
Haa… Yeah, Merry Christmas, Bitches.

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from Noillib Pot, released March 1, 2012

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Top Billion Miami, Florida

Born 9/14/90. From Monroe, LA. I started taking Rap seriously at 18. I rap about things that happen in my life and what I see going on in the world around me. I like making and releasing new songs because you can never have enough music. There's atleast one album you'll love here... guaranteed. ... more

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